Yipee I got my SS

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by topnative2, Nov 7, 2012.

  1. topnative2

    topnative2 Well-Known Member

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    Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two portabella mushroom seeds, ryebread mix, two discount coupons to Outback steakhouse, an  Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a__ and a 'Blame it on ' poster for the front yard. The directions were in a foreign language. Yours should arrive soon.

    I feel like I’m in the series ‘The Walking Dead’….I’m outnumbered by  zombies and I thank God I haven’t been bitten yet with their disease.  Please pass the ammunition I’m running low

    Ah come on it was funny [smiley=1-laugh.gif] [smiley=1-laugh.gif] [smiley=1-laugh.gif]
     
  2. cvilt

    cvilt I Love microskiff.com!

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    It is funny but I am in mourning I will laugh later [smiley=1-tears1.gif]
     

  3. Rediculous

    Rediculous Boozle on...

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    I don't even like Obama, and I don't find it humorous in the least bit. More along the lines of ignorant and racist. Massachusetts didn't even give Romney the nod, that has to tell you something about him.
     
  4. topnative2

    topnative2 Well-Known Member

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    --- [smiley=chill-pill.gif]
     
  5. jmarkklock

    jmarkklock Well-Known Member

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    I think it is funny. However, I spent the last 4 years disgusted with the Obama administration. Now I realize that the majority of of Americans are willing to trade freedom for a handout. I feel bad for all the great men and women that were willing to risk their life to serve in the military of this once great nation, only to have the voters tell them that freedom is not as important as free stuff. Now I believe it is time for Atlas to shrug. I now hope the market crashes and we have a total financial collapse, whatever it takes to stop the federal spending. Maybe these people voting with their hands out will wake up. Tuesday I put in bottom limit sell orders for the 11 stocks I own, by 10:30 am this morning 9 of them were sold. A very sad day in this once great country! I hope we can take it back but just in case I am really looking at Expat locations!
     
  6. jmarkklock

    jmarkklock Well-Known Member

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    One more thing, the people in Chicago reelected Jessie Jackson jr. The guy was in a nut house and has not been to work in over a year and a half and gets reelected in a landslide????
     
  7. cvilt

    cvilt I Love microskiff.com!

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JUqpJeIUAE
     
  8. jmarkklock

    jmarkklock Well-Known Member

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    Love some Ted! Now that is real American! Kill it and grill it!
     
  9. DuckNut

    DuckNut Brandon, FL

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    Now this is ignorant. Hoping the entire country falls into despair is puerile thinking.

    I do not care for the man in the office but I do respect the position.

    To avoid being remiss. I am confused by your statement that says you hope the market crashes and then you placed limit orders to sell. If you are going to play in this game you had better educate yourself so you come to the ballpark with the right equipment to compete as a competent opponent.
     
  10. topnative2

    topnative2 Well-Known Member

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    It was just a funny my sis in law sent this morning to lighten the mood so lets do that [smiley=1-beer.gif]
     
  11. oysterbreath

    oysterbreath Well-Known Member

    Question: Why is it that some idiots who only happen to be a member of ethnic group X feel the need to insult ALL members of ethnic group Y in order to belittle ONE person who happens to be a member of ethnic group Y? To make matters worse, they'll play dumb and hide behind "humor" as if humor can really conceal the twisted indignity of the joke and the joker. I used X and Y just to illustrate the simple fact that it goes both ways. None-the-less, it's a sign of a simple mind at work. I'll go one step further and remove X and Y from the language of my statement. It's these type of simple minded hasty generalizations that polarize people along racial lines instead of lines that are purely political ones. You'd be amazed how many black folk hold conservative political views (myself included) but refuse to associate with the republican party due to the deep seated racial issues expressed by some of it's more vocal members. Some of us may vote "R" behind closed doors but would never show up at the republican convention or other republican functions. I made that mistake twice but never again. I find it humorous when hard-core anglo-conservatives try to convenience themselves and everyone else that Obama inherently "got all the black vote." Therefor all of the problems of this administration fall at the feet of black folk. Therefore it's OK to make blanket comments and jokes that insult ALL black folk.
    Well let's play a little numbers game. If black folk only represent 15 percent of the population and only 65% of us VOTED, that means we only represent 9.75% of the voting public. Even if we pretend that ALL OF US voted AND voted for Obama you would STILL have to turn to the white fella next to you and ask who the heck he voted for? This ain't a problem that WE as black folk brought upon this nation but alas we still have to listen to these STUPID racially insensitive comments and jokes! Now, I write all of this because I have READ the real version of the posted joke, you may have only seen this watered down version but I've seen the full watermelon, chicken, and white women version! I have seen many other "jokes"long those same lines and each one is more offensive than the last.
     
  12. topnative2

    topnative2 Well-Known Member

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    One can see whatever one one wants to see whever one goes [smiley=chill-pill.gif]

    This was presented as a humoruos political satire on the current economic/political circcumstance and in IMHO did not see any racial overtones nor was I hiding behind humor. I do not see race,   ethnic origin, or religion behind every door. I say that those who do have the bigger problem.
    Just for the record I am only a second generation citizen.
    I  remain happily ignorant,twisted and simple minded but remember the ADA Act:)

    I have changed the post to "offend" the rich and whomever. Actually it is probably funnier with the revisions.

    I am sure everyone can still have a laugh w/o offense being taken. [smiley=cheers.gif]
     
  13. cutrunner

    cutrunner Cert. Yamaha technician

    If this thread teaches us anything it would be:
    Many people are on edge about the election, whichever side. I've never seen so many people ever care about an election before, so for obvious reasons this an important one.
    What all this bickering shows is we ALL know that the economy/government/country is NOT in a good position.
    The saddest part is that it seems the country is literally divided.

    A very smart man once said "united we stand, divided we fall"

    Our founding fathers were much smarter than most would believe.
    Go read their writings for yourself, you would honestly think they could forsee the future.

    Anyone that knows me knows i was an open Romney supporter, but the honest truth is i was just voting for what i thought to be the "lesser of two evils".
    WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THAT EVERY 4 YEARS, EVENTUALLY YOU JUST GET EVIL.
     
  14. jmarkklock

    jmarkklock Well-Known Member

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    I may be ignorant, but my point was that the spending has to stop. What I wish for has nothing to to do with what is going to happen.  If the spending continues then eventually the market will crash, hiring will stop, and we will have a total financial collapse.  I want nothing more than this nation to prosper, but it can't happen with this level of spending. There is not enough money in world to idiot proof a free country. Either people will have to live with the consequences of their choices in life, or the whole country will go down the crapper. If the crap has to hit the hit fan, I think it is only right that we deal with it as opposed to passing it down to future generations.
     
  15. AfterHours2

    AfterHours2 Stripper in my own Mind!

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    In the end, those who are rich will remain rich and those who work their butts off... well, will still be working their butts off. It is a hard thing to observe, watching others get money from the government for no reason what so ever. But, at the end of the day, I'm just thankful to have a solid job and not miss any meals. For those who wish to rant about the possible forthcoming, my best advice is to do a little 3rd world visitation..... That's all.. [End Rant]..
     
  16. cvilt

    cvilt I Love microskiff.com!

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    Hey guy's I here that there are some great skiffs and boat porn on this forum :cool: