Well, apparently I am rich AND dead!  Who knew? :)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by thresher, Sep 7, 2008.

  1. thresher

    thresher Well-Known Member

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    Michael Kuhn
    Finance Department Director
    International Monetary Fund. IMF

    Attn: Beneficiary,

    I found your name in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid (Contractors, Inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from American, Europe, Asia plus Middle east and Africans) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the Standard Chartered Bank, HSBC, Barclays Bank, Natwest Bank, Bank of America, Eco Bank Nigeria plc and CBN Plus ATM payment. Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of US$5.5 million and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund.

    However, we received an email from one Dr. Robert Walter who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week.

    Dr Robert Walter account co-ordinate as follows:

    Bank of Lebanon
    A/c no: 890458984589
    Routing No: bl 275-79665
    Aba no: BL-ANAJFG-FL
    Beneficiary: Dr Robert Water

    He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him. We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund) http://www.imf.org/external/np/sec/memdir/officers.htm failure to receive your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue. Contact me via my email address: mkuhn1415@gmail.com with your full information as listed;

    A. YOUR FULL NAME
    B. YOUR ADDRESS
    C. YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER
    D. YOUR FULL BANKING COORDINATES

    Yours Sincerely,
    Michael Kuhn
    Finance Department Director
    International Monetary Fund. IMF
     
  2. noeettica

    noeettica Well-Known Member

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    These are halarious !!!
     

  3. cal1320

    cal1320 Well-Known Member

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    Look on the bright side. You dont have to work on Monday. :D    If in fact you are dead, please send me

    A. YOUR FISHING RODS
    B. YOUR TACKLE BAG
    C. YOUR REGISTRATION AND BOAT TITLE
    D. YOUR FISHING GPS  COORDINATES

    What will these scammers come up with next.
     
  4. Un-shore

    Un-shore Well-Known Member

    This is sad... How did you die?

    :'(
     
  5. snooknreds2

    snooknreds2 Well-Known Member

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    Yea i got one of those also. Apparently some one in Europe died and left me a multimillion dollar esate. All I need to do to claim it is send my full name address, banking info, and social security number.

    I REALLY hope no one is stupid enough to fall for these...I only know 3 people in Europe and they are all still alive and kicking.
     
  6. MATT

    MATT Well-Known Member

    sorry to hear your dead, I did not even know you were sick.
     
  7. fishgitr

    fishgitr Well-Known Member

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    I got one of these e-mails as well and after some digging I found that they want you to send them $8000 to secure and transfer your funds. What a joke!
     
  8. phishphood

    phishphood Beer is good, Beer is good, and stuff!

    Well, Thresh, it was good fishing with you before you kicked off. Is the internet faster where you are?
     
  9. Kemo

    Kemo The world is flat....and shallow.

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    I hear everything there travels at the speed of light. Except for people like Capt. Jan, and their stuff actually exceeds the speed of light. (Einstein was wrong).
     
  10. Tom_C

    Tom_C Well-Known Member

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    Dang, you mean I miss your wake. Well I will raise a coke to you tonight.
     
  11. snooknreds2

    snooknreds2 Well-Known Member

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    Just got this one today!!! What a joke





    Contact:Mr.James keegan for the claim of £1,532,720 GBP which you have won in NATIONAL-LOTTERY.

    Provide your Names,Address,Age,Occupation,Tel,Country.send to Email: mr.jameskeegan05@hotmail.co.uk
     
  12. cal1320

    cal1320 Well-Known Member

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    How much does a million and a half pounds weigh? [smiley=1-mmm.gif]
     
  13. FlatsSteeler

    FlatsSteeler Well-Known Member

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    RIP oh Loyal Fisherman RIP.......Did you die from falling out of AC's boat??
     
  14. backwaterbandits

    backwaterbandits Well-Known Member

    I heard he fell off the poling platform :'(
     
  15. Un-shore

    Un-shore Well-Known Member

    Maybe the ladder.
     
  16. snooknreds2

    snooknreds2 Well-Known Member

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    oh that reminds me of a story i need to tell in the bigger boat thread
     
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