Turning a Liberal into a Conservative - From th CG Forum

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rkmurphy, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. rkmurphy

    rkmurphy Well-Known Member

    Strike III from the CG forum:

    "I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '

    She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

    Her parents beamed.

    'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

    Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

    I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' "
  2. Lil_Tate

    Lil_Tate Well-Known Member

    ghoot job...
    teach them early...

  3. gheenoeguy

    gheenoeguy Well-Known Member

    I've been trying to teach my kids but they allready learned all the wrong things from my X and all their family. I'm alway's amazed that their my kids and we hardly ever agree. I love them but they are clueless.