TSA Stats

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  1. fsae99

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    January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
    Terrorists Discovered 0
    Transvestites 133
    Hernias 1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
    Enlarged Prostates 8,249
    Breast Implants 59,350
    Natural Blondes 3


    It was also discovered that 234 members
    of Congress had no balls
     
  2. noeettica

    noeettica Well-Known Member

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