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I have a 2006 HD Sportster 1200 XLC that I am selling for $7995. It's loaded with low milage and still under warranty. I am looking for a rigged boat, preferably a gheenoe. I might take a boat as partial payment. If your interested in buying or trading please contact me.
 

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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
>and went to heaven.
>
>At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man
>and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
can
>hang
>out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>
>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
>with God."
>
>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God
>recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
>invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
>
>Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
>
>God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
>pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a
>road?"
>
>Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me Sir,
>but aren't You the inventor of 'woman'?"
>
>God said, "Yes."
>
>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
>design flaws in your invention:
>
>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It
>chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too
>soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the
>exhaust; 5. And, the maintenance costs are enormous!"
>
>"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
>
>God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
>waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
>God read it.
>
>"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
>"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
>yours."
>
>: )
 
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