To all my friends

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fsae99, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. fsae99

    fsae99 I Love microskiff.com!

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    To All My Democrat Friends:
    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    To My Republican Friends:
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
     
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  2. firecat1981

    firecat1981 BBA Counselor

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    OK, and what if I am Jewish and a Republican?
     

  3. Megalops

    Megalops Rex Kwan Do Dojo

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    Then Happy Chanukah!

    Funniest stuff I've read in a long time. CarolinaJim, permission to pass this on. Good stuff!
     
  4. cvilt

    cvilt I Love microskiff.com!

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    Thanks and you too !
     
  5. anytide

    anytide Administrator Staff Member

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    run for office ;)
     
  6. oysterbreath

    oysterbreath Well-Known Member

    LOL!
    Good one!

    Hmmmm, didn't you break Shabbat the otherday, I saw you online on the sabbath! I'm telling the rabbi! lol
     
  7. Creek Runner

    Creek Runner Well-Known Member

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    Good stuff right there! lmbo
     
  8. topnative2

    topnative2 Well-Known Member

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    you are going to make em paranoid!
     
  9. Megalops

    Megalops Rex Kwan Do Dojo

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    Bump for the funniest sh!t ever.  ;D
     
  10. noeettica

    noeettica Well-Known Member

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    Seen it before and STILL Like it....

    Thank You !!!
     
  11. devrep

    devrep Well-Known Member

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  12. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    In comedic terms, this is what's known as a "bringback".

    Doesn't matter how old, it's still funny. ;D