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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by orlgheenoer, Feb 4, 2009.

  1. orlgheenoer

    orlgheenoer Well-Known Member

    "I have rusty balls"

    -whitesnooky
     
  2. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    Obviously hasn't towed any trailers lately...

                I recognize the syndrome having just overcome it myself... ;D

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  3. Gramps

    Gramps Living &amp; Dying in 3/4 Time

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    Hell mine were too big! Had to buy a smaller size! :eek:
     
  4. HighSide25

    HighSide25 Well-Known Member

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    mines shiny steel and attached to a big black thing
     
  5. costefishnt

    costefishnt Cost Efish'nt³

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    uhhhhhhhh
     
  6. Un-shore

    Un-shore Well-Known Member

    Anybody grease their balls or am I asking for trouble? You know, like the tounges slipping off my balls.
     
  7. Gramps

    Gramps Living &amp; Dying in 3/4 Time

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    I was just asking myself the same question! While pondering in the garage I did find some waterproof grease....
     
  8. B.Lee

    B.Lee Well-Known Member

    Grease will actually make the tongue slide better on your ball, eliminates any squeeking or grinding. In fact, without grease, the tongue can wear off the chrome coating in no time, leaving you set up for some rusty balls.

    You do need to be careful with the grease, as once it's there, it'll get on your leg everytime you walk by. Once you grease it up, keep it covered. Nothing worse than other peoples' ball grease on your leg.
     
  9. cal1320

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    I dont want some one walking by and kicking my ball. That is why it is so important to try to always keep a tounge on your ball.
    A great big deck, slender tounge, greasy ball, and slime. It just doesn't get any better.  
    Only in America.
    ;)
     
  10. Gramps

    Gramps Living &amp; Dying in 3/4 Time

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    That is one way, but if time or size issues do not permit full time tongue contact, there is another option.  You can put another ball on your ball, I know it sounds weird but stay with me.  The best ball is fuzzy, I prefer bright yellow balls.  Carefully slice open about 1/4 of the ball & slide over your properly greased ball.  This will help to protect your ball & the color will help prevent leg chaffing.
     
  11. Brett

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    After much thought, I've reached the obvious conclusion,
    the most effective method to avoid rusty balls, is frequent tongue latchings!

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    Which begs the question, should you lube the underside of your tongue?
     
  12. Gramps

    Gramps Living &amp; Dying in 3/4 Time

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    Tongue, ball & shaft. Needs to be easy; in, out & up. ;D
     
  13. Un-shore

    Un-shore Well-Known Member

    Put a big dab of grease on your balls and after repeated couplings there will be sufficient distribution of grease on your balls and tongues. Even if someone puts their dry tongue on your ball you will be ready with your greasy ball.
     
  14. B.Lee

    B.Lee Well-Known Member

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    This is all very good info, should be in the how-to section.   [smiley=bootyshake.gif]
     
  15. Gramps

    Gramps Living &amp; Dying in 3/4 Time

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    Rick - Which grease do you recommend? Green grease, bearing grease, warming sensation?
     
  16. Flyline

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    No lubication for me.

    I like to keep my balls dry.........as a result is KRUSTY BALLS"
     
  17. Brett

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    Oh, no! Can you imagine the title to that post?

                             [smiley=rollinglaugh.gif]

                              Yes, yes I can...
     
  18. Un-shore

    Un-shore Well-Known Member

    Water proof grease, it will last longer between showers. ;)
     
  19. HighSide25

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    why do i see some guys with three balls? even lance armstong knows you only need 1, and i only use one at a time.
     
  20. B.Lee

    B.Lee Well-Known Member

    Some guys have several different tongues on their balls at different times.

    Most married guys like myself only have one tongue to put on my ball so I only need one.