The proctologist and mechanic

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TomFL, Jan 23, 2009.

  1. TomFL

    TomFL Well-Known Member

    A proctologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic...

    He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the proctologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

    The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career
  2. noeettica

    noeettica Well-Known Member

    That's Good Tom ... :cool:

  3. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    A world renowned cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral
    attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends. A huge heart
    covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
    When all eyes stared at him, he said,

    "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist."

    That's when the proctologist collapsed.
  4. deerfly

    deerfly Opinicus iracibilus

    was it Robin Williams that said, guys spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.... :cool: