Passport S'il Vous Plaît

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fsae99, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. fsae99

    fsae99 I Love!

    Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

    "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

    Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

    "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

    The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

    "Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

    The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."

    You could have heard a pin drop.
  2. noeettica

    noeettica Well-Known Member

    I owe you a beer !!!

  3. fsae99

    fsae99 I Love!

    If you are not a vet yourself find one and give them mine. If you are a vet yourself then we owe you one.

    Found another.

    When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of 'empire building' by America?

    He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return."
  4. iMacattack

    iMacattack busy, too busy

  5. cutrunner

    cutrunner Cert. Yamaha technician

    Thats awesome [smiley=usa.gif]