Old Sailor and Working Girl

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    An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
    He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
    He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
    but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing ?'
    The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
    'Three knots ? he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean ?'
    She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in,
    and your knot getting your money back.