Mowing the grass

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TomFL, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. TomFL

    TomFL Well-Known Member

    On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

    The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

    I took a drink from my bottle of Molson Canadian, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly into the eyes of this nosy-ass neighbor and then calmly replied,

    "I am. That's why she cuts the grass"
     
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  5. noeettica

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    I mow my grass ... I have a "Flutist" I'm Singing and smiling while mowing I'm a happy man ... ;)