Little Tojo (little Johny in Japanese)

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  1. TomFL

    TomFL Well-Known Member

    Little Tojo (little Johnny in Japanese)

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Tojo a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

    'Very good!'

    Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

    Again, no response except from Little Tojo, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

    'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...'
    Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'

    Once again, Tojo's was the only hand in the air and he said; 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.

    The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Tojo isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.'

    She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Japs,'

    'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded.

    Little Tojo put his hand up, 'General Mac Arthur, 1945.'

    At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

    The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?'

    Again, Little Tojo says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

    Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S*ck this!'

    Little Tojo jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

    Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

    Little Tojo frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

    The teacher fainted.

    As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh*t, We're screwed!'

    Little Tojo said quietly, 'The American people, November 4, 2008.'
     
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    The little fellow got t wrong. The correct answer is Nov. 7 2000
     
  4. TomFL

    TomFL Well-Known Member

    "O" no it wasn't!

    -T
     
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