Letter to the Men's Helpline:

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fsae99, Apr 27, 2011.

  1. fsae99

    fsae99 I Love microskiff.com!

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    HELP I NEED ADVICE.

    I really need your advice on a serious problem:

    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

    Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

    Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
     

  2. AfterHours2

    AfterHours2 Stripper in my own Mind!

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    Funny funny man! Good stuff you got me too. Hopefully the mystery man is a welder and you guys can make a deal.. ;D
     
  3. Charlie

    Charlie I Love microskiff.com!

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    Did not see that coming! ;D