Killing flies

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fsae99, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. fsae99

    fsae99 I Love microskiff.com!

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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter
    'What are you doing?' !
    She asked.
    'Hunting Flies'
    He responded.
    'Oh. ! Killing any?'
    She asked.
    'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked.
    'How can you tell them apart?' !
    He responded,
    '3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone
     
  2. cvilt

    cvilt I Love microskiff.com!

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  3. fsae99

    fsae99 I Love microskiff.com!

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    Pathfinder,
    Thank you, this group does not seem to reply much to jokes.
     
  4. cvilt

    cvilt I Love microskiff.com!

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    I need to laugh more and engourage more jokes ;)
     
  5. Megalops

    Megalops Rex Kwan Do Dojo

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    A frog walks into a bank to obtain a loan for his new pad.  He hands a tiny trinket to his loan officer, Patty Black.
    "Um, Mr.Frog.  Do you have anything else of value that we can use as collateral, this tiny trinket is worthless?"

    Mr.Frog shakes his head no.

    "Do you have any money, tangible assets that we can use as collateral?  Any real estate?"

    Again, Mr.Frog shakes his head.

    "I've got to check with my manager."

    She comes back with her manager who surprises her:  "It's a knick knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan..."
     
  6. Megalops

    Megalops Rex Kwan Do Dojo

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    What did the blind man say in front of the fish factory?

    "Morning ladies!"
     
  7. makin moves

    makin moves Well-Known Member

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    I usally dont respond but I always read and enjoy them. The effort isnt going un-noticed :)
     
  8. cvilt

    cvilt I Love microskiff.com!

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    Nick nack Patty Blake give the frog a loan ;D ;D ;D ;D