Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by cvilt, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. cvilt

    cvilt I Love!

    Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits, and falls down on the floor, wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

    Next day when he gets up he expects her to be mad, he prays that they don't have a fight.... He finds a note near the table....

    "Honey your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. Ill come running back to you my love, love you!!!

    Surprised, he asks his son "what happened last night?"

    Son said...

    "When mom pulled you to bed and tried to remove your boots and shirt you were dead drunk and you said..."

    "Hey lady! Leave me alone! I AM MARRIED!!!"