Is THIS what U wanted ?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by noeettica, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. noeettica

    noeettica Well-Known Member

    All You Tax and spend Liberals should Loooove this !

    Glad I am "unempolyed" ;-)


    At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.

    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table at which he's fed.
    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes are the rule.
    Tax his work,
    Tax his pay,
    He works for peanuts anyway!
    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.
    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirt,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.
    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he tries to think.
    Tax his cigars,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries, tax his tears.
    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways to tax his ass.
    Tax all he has then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.
    When he screams and hollers,
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till he's good and sore.
    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in which he's laid.
    Put these words upon his tomb,"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    It's time to apply the inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable,
    Tax Building Permit,
    TaxCDL license,
    TaxCigarette Tax,
    Corporate Income Tax,
    Dog License Tax,
    Excise Taxes,
    Federal Income Tax,
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA),
    Fishing License Tax,
    Food License Tax,
    Fuel Permit Tax,
    Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon),
    Gross Receipts Tax,
    Hunting License Tax,
    Inheritance Tax,
    Inventory Tax,
    IRS Interest Charges,
    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax,
    Luxury Taxes,
    Marriage License Tax,
    Medicare Tax,
    Personal Property Tax,
    Property Tax,
    Real Estate Tax,
    Service Charge Tax,
    Social Security Tax,
    Road Usage Tax,
    Sales Tax,
    Recreational Vehicle Tax,
    School Tax,
    State Income Tax,
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes,
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
    Telephone Recurring & Non-recurring Charges Tax,
    Telephone State and Local Tax,
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
    Utility Taxes,
    Vehicle License Registration Tax,
    Vehicle Sales Tax,
    Watercraft Registration Tax,
    Well Permit Tax,
    Workers Compensation Tax,

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians?" And I still have to "press 1" for English!?
  2. Gramps

    Gramps Living & Dying in 3/4 Time

    I would rather pay taxes than to have some crazy jackbag shooting rockets over my head. Love it or leave it.

  3. Un-shore

    Un-shore Well-Known Member

    Most of those things did not exist 100 years ago. What ruined the middle class was credit debt trying to keep up with the joneses IMO.
  4. costefishnt

    costefishnt Cost Efish'nt³

    ding ding ding... we have a winner.

    You sir are correct! Taxes didnt kill the middle class, the middle class killed the middle class.
  5. phishphood

    phishphood Beer is good, Beer is good, and stuff!

    I'm not that hard to keep up with. ;D
  6. B.Lee

    B.Lee Well-Known Member

    Welcome to the new Rome.

    Whatever happened to Rome anyway?

  7. aaronshore

    aaronshore Well-Known Member

    Duhhhh.............they moved it to Italy.
  8. B.Lee

    B.Lee Well-Known Member

    Where did they move it from?
  9. TomFL

    TomFL Well-Known Member


    Had a conversation with a friend yesterday about a certain mutual friend of both ours. I'll leave out his first name, but his nickname was "XXXX-Wallet". Worked in the mortgage/banking biz and every time I saw him he was in a different benz, bimmer or porsche. Trips to Spain, Italy, etc. Built a huge house on 5 acres west of town.

    Anyways, long story short. This friend I was talking to mentioned he stopped by someone's house the other day and saw "Mr Wallet" painting the guy's house. When asked WTF he was doing, "Mr Wallet" broke down and told him that he "had made over $250k a year for the last 10 years, but has nothing in the bank and has lost his job. His mortgage is $6k a month and he's desperate for money".

    Just how the heck can anyone justify blowing 2.5 million over 10 years and have nothing to show for it?

    If that ain't "keeping up with the Joneses" I don't know what is.

    There's an old saying I heard once long ago that said "money can't buy you happiness, but it'll sure let you choose your misery" and I firmly believe that.

  10. GJBenn85

    GJBenn85 Well-Known Member

    The list does not include use tax, which we are all supposed to pay when we purchase goods for use in your home state without paying sales tax (think all of our online orders). :p