Investment

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Gator_Bob, Oct 5, 2008.

  1. Gator_Bob

    Gator_Bob Well-Known Member

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    Saw this on another forun and thought it was interesting:
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received about $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes me proud to be an American!
     

  2. galleta_loco

    galleta_loco Well-Known Member

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    good stuff [smiley=1-beer-german.gif]
     
  3. captnron

    captnron Guest

    I knew I was on the right track. [smiley=1-biggrin.gif]

    Now I can prove it. ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  4. backwaterbandits

    backwaterbandits Well-Known Member

    BEST ONE YET!!!! Inject a little humor into a very bad situation... [smiley=1-lmao.gif] [smiley=1-lmao.gif] [smiley=1-lmao.gif]
     
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