Installing Husband 1.0

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iMacattack, Oct 1, 2008.

  1. iMacattack

    iMacattack busy, too busy

    Found this on another forum...


    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
    flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
    as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
    undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
    the system.
    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
    but to no avail.

    What can I do?



    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. HTML and try to download Tears
    6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
    automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
    1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the
    Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
    1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
    control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
    5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
    buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
    recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck!

    Tech Support
  2. cal1320

    cal1320 Well-Known Member

    I'm not very knowledgable with computers, but I think Husband 1.0 is only meant to be temporary. After adding Child 2.0 and realizing I'm up to Marriage 18.0, I've notice my RAM has decreased considerably.

  3. acesover

    acesover Guest

    And don't forget to install the "Fishing 5.0" software. It make the application run much smoother.