Haircut (G rated) Humor

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  1. noeettica

    noeettica Well-Known Member

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    The Haircut

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

    After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I
    cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The
    florist was pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
    'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
    the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
    community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

    The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
    you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
    bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
    community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
    shop.

    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
    Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
    citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

    BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
    REASON!