An Irishman, an Englishman, and an American sit down at the bar and each orders up a pint of Guiness. As fate would have it, each perfectly poured pint of inky black velvet had the unlucky happenstance of having a fly that landed on each foamy head. The American picked his pint up and right before his lips too a sip - noticed with disgust and disdain the fly. He immediately sent the pint back and reordered with a fuss. The Englishman, on the other hand, just shrugged his shoulders and flicked the fly off his beer (rolled his eyes at the stiff American) and promptly drank his pint. The Irishman on the other hand, daintily scooped the fly out of his beer and held it very carefully over his beer and screamed: "Spit it out, spit it out you bastard!!"