Gary's sleeping on the couch (PG13 at least)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fsae99, Dec 8, 2011.

  1. fsae99

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    Who in the hell is Gary ?Well Gary is my neighbor who came home late 2 nights ago and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my Johnson" he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
    "Well, one , I like to watch my money grow."
    "Two , once in a while I like to play with my money."
    "Three , I like how money feels in my hand."
    "And, lastly , instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
     

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