Fighting boredom

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Brett, Sep 25, 2013.

  1. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    The wife has me acting as personal security and carry-all today.
    She dragged me into a fancy adzed department store at the local mall
    and left me alone to wait while she tried on clothes. She knows better...

    I went into the men's fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
    and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'

    Just heard a thud...not positive, but I think one of the clerks passed out.
  2. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    Got thirsty so I picked up a sample of apple juice from the kind lady in the drink section.
    Finished most of it....think I'll dribble the rest on the floor at the entrance to the ladies room.

  3. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    There's a teenage guy shopping with his mom.
    They left the cart unattended here in the pharmacy section.
    So I dropped a box of condoms in the cart.
  4. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    Electronics section is cool.
    The store has a wall of TV's linked to a display camera.
    I can see myself. I'm on all the TV's.

    There's a mom with a young kid hanging on her hand at the electronics counter.
    The kid is digging a big one, knuckle deep, out of his nose.
    Amazing how well it shows up in high definition on about 20 TV's.

    I guess they shouldn't have put that camera where I can reach it.
  5. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    Beer's on sale...Bud Lite.
    Think anyone would get irritated if I shook a few six packs really hard and put 'em back?
  6. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    They still make wind up alarm clocks.
    We're almost done in this store....set this one for 4, this one for 4:05
    that one for 4:10....oops, the wife caught me and want's to know what I'm doin'.
    Innocent is a look I do well....set that one for 4:20...we're outa store....
  7. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    I'm beginning to think shopping with the wife may not be so bad after all. ;)
  8. Gramps

    Gramps Living &amp; Dying in 3/4 Time

    [smiley=bravo.gif] That's how you enjoy indentured shopping with the misses!
  9. anytide

    anytide Administrator Staff Member

    you can take my wife shopping anytime...........please. :D
  10. fishicaltherapist

    fishicaltherapist I Love!

    The PRICE we pay in order to fish!! [smiley=1-headache.gif]
  11. AfterHours2

    AfterHours2 Stripper in my own Mind!

    So your the sick man who chit in the Macys dressing room! On that note, your not the only one who sets their alarm clock for 4:20 before they leave :D