The wife has me acting as personal security and carry-all today. She dragged me into a fancy adzed department store at the local mall and left me alone to wait while she tried on clothes. She knows better... I went into the men's fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' Just heard a thud...not positive, but I think one of the clerks passed out.