farting in front of your girlfriend

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by beavis, Nov 17, 2007.

  1. beavis

    beavis Well-Known Member

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    discuss,

    Once you're married it is fun. But when you have a girlfriend, how long or when is it safe to start releasing the barking spiders and pink elelphants?
     
  2. JRH

    JRH Well-Known Member

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    I waited about 2 months. Now that we're married she gets the dutch oven every night before I turn the TV and go to sleep.
     

  3. orlgheenoer

    orlgheenoer Well-Known Member

    Lmao, dating for 4 months;).

    And debuting the barking spider at jb's would be perfect.

    Btw rj, it was good seeing you out there today.
     
  4. tom_in_orl

    tom_in_orl Founder of Microskiff, Member of the Gheenoe Army

    Proper etiquette says ladies first. Then its all fair game. [smiley=1-lmao.gif]

    A little bit of advice for next time. Just walk away let one rip and come back. [smiley=laughing-out-loud1.gif]
     
  5. captnron

    captnron Guest

    X2. ;)
     
  6. tojo

    tojo Well-Known Member

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    I heard it is good luck...I launched one while jumping into my jacked up jeep on my first date with Jodi...she has been with me ever since...
     
  7. boggob

    boggob Beer me.

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    Just blame it on the dog! ;)
     
  8. aaronshore

    aaronshore Well-Known Member

    My opinion is if you dont fart from day one then technically your relationship is built on a lie. Communication is the key to success. So fart away because the more you talk the healthier you will be!!!!!
     
  9. I went first...  ;D  about 3 months I think it took....  I think Garry likes it.
     
  10. captnron

    captnron Guest

    That's only if you don't have $hit to say. ;)
     
  11. costefishnt

    costefishnt Cost Efish'nt³

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    uhhhh TMI. gary is weird ;)
     
  12. inboardgheenoeguy

    inboardgheenoeguy Well-Known Member

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    I fart in front of sophie all the time with no problem. And she farts too a bit more rip than me too.! ;D
     
  13. ;D What can I say... I'm full of it
     
  14. tojo

    tojo Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like Garry is ready for the "oven"
     
  15. Windsplitter

    Windsplitter Well-Known Member

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    You shoulden't talk behind your back like that [smiley=badidea.gif]
     
  16. Oh he gets it all the time!
     
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