British Petroleum

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Brett, May 19, 2010.

  1. Brett

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    I heard BP is going into the seafood business.
       Their latest venture...tuna packed in oil.

                                     :(

    They are thinking about publishing a seafood cookbook
               only one recipe...blacken everything.
     
  2. Canoeman

    Canoeman Well-Known Member

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    That was a rather crude joke.
     

  3. ReelWild

    ReelWild I Love microskiff.com!

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    A barrel of laughs
     
  4. rkmurphy

    rkmurphy Well-Known Member

    That joke was a real gas, Brett...but...that was offensive...you deserve to be tarred and feathered
     
  5. Charlie

    Charlie I Love microskiff.com!

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    Stop fueling the fire guys, before the bad jokes start shoot up in plumes, and someone blows their top!  :D
     
  6. cal1320

    cal1320 Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was pretty slick.
     
  7. DSampiero

    DSampiero working for the rewards...

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    This whole thing has left me with a sheen of disdain...

    I truly am spewing with disgust...

    I feel making light of this is a lubricated slope towards nonchalance.
     
  8. HialeahAngler

    HialeahAngler Well-Known Member

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    you guys are really drilling into this one..
     
  9. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    According to the spin doctors at BP...

    "Don't think of it as a spill
    think of it as BP working smart to save you money!
    We're letting it drift ashore to save you shipping costs!"
     
  10. cutrunner

    cutrunner Cert. Yamaha technician

    im a very easy going easily amused person but i find it hard to laugh about whats going on over on the west coast. its worse than what lake o has been doing to us for sixty years.... :-/