Brave man jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TomFL, Apr 15, 2011.

  1. TomFL

    TomFL Well-Known Member

    What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive side.

    Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
    Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

    How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
    Put a nipple on it.

    Why do women fake orgasms ?
    Because they think men care.

    If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
    Made her chain too long

    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
    It's called a Wedding Cake.

    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
  2. firecat1981

    firecat1981 BBA Counselor

    Thanks Tom, my wife just smacked me for laughing ;D

  3. cutrunner

    cutrunner Cert. Yamaha technician

  4. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    You left out the other 15 jokes in the list,
    probably not due to lack of testicular fortitude,
    but because the others are really "bravest-man" jokes!

  5. TomFL

    TomFL Well-Known Member

    That was all that I got; post more if you got 'em (and the cajones to do so) :D
  6. cvilt

    cvilt I Love!

    Thanks Tom but my wife is still giving me the stink eye ;D
  7. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    Re: Brave-est man jokes

    OK Tom...
  8. phishphood

    phishphood Beer is good, Beer is good, and stuff!

    What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice. ;)