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Wake boat Warren pulls up with his Ferrari orange and chrome Nautique after an interesting afternoon. He’s so busy playing grabass and drinking that he forgets he’s in a craft that drafts 36” on plane but he decides to follow a skiff out of the channel and over a foot deep grass flat...thank God for the local airboat that charges $800 to jerk jerkoffs off the flats with his hundred foot snatch strap but one of the five playboy fine drunk bimbos is missing...probably somewhere up in the mangroves with a broken neck after being tossed out from the abrupt stop. Good thing he has four more to spare!
He is the one driving a matching F250 with 7" of lift, 26" chrome wheels, and mud tires that double as rubber bands around the wheels right?
 

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Wake boat Warren pulls up with his Ferrari orange and chrome Nautique after an interesting afternoon. He’s so busy playing grabass and drinking that he forgets he’s in a craft that drafts 36” on plane but he decides to follow a skiff out of the channel and over a foot deep grass flat...thank God for the local airboat that charges $800 to jerk jerkoffs off the flats with his hundred foot snatch strap but one of the five playboy fine drunk bimbos is missing...probably somewhere up in the mangroves with a broken neck after being tossed out from the abrupt stop. Good thing he has four more to spare!
Also you forgot he will be down to two bimbos by the time they get back to the ramp because one will be passed out and the other puking over the side giving that orange gel coat a nice new brownish green hue.
 

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We all are forgetting about Bass Boat Bob. Bob never gets in anyones way at the ramp but don't get between him and his next fishing hole. Has all the latest gear and electronics including one flush mount 16" unit and one more mounted off to the side incase he needs a second opinion along with a 12" or 16" unit at the bow, a rod for every lure he owns cause who want to tie lures on while you are fishing, and a boat that rivals stock car racing with both appearance and speed.
 
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