Bad joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Windsplitter, May 12, 2007.

  1. Windsplitter

    Windsplitter Well-Known Member

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    A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day
    > with an 8 pound bass on the first cast and a 7 pound on the second.
    On
    > the third cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds
    > when his
    > cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had
    just
    > been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the
    > ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and
    that
    > he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
    > leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water. He
    > decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the
    hospital,
    > and
    > ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a
    > stringer
    > like he'd never seen, with 3 bass over 10 pounds. He was jubilant....
    > Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the
    hospital.
    >
    > He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's
    condition.
    > The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
    your
    > fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you
    were
    > out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the water your wife
    has
    > been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and
    > finished because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip
    you
    > ever take! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock
    > care. And you'll be her care giver!"
    >
    > The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
    >
    > The doctor then snickered and said, "Just joking with you. She's
    dead.
    > What'd you catch?"
     
  2. Ohhhhhhhhhh man.... that sounds like someone I know..... Lets hope I don't get in any accidents! :p
     

  3. tom_in_orl

    tom_in_orl Founder of Microskiff, Member of the Gheenoe Army

    Thats funny. Keep them coming. I need some more new jokes ;D