Got a phone call this morning to check this out. No lie. http://sarasota.craigslist.org/m4w/975218352.html I like the couple of touches he added like, "My long term goal is to get a job as a maintenance man at the trailer park in which I live before I run out of blood." "It is a career job because a maintenance man gets to sleep with all the woman in the park, but don't worry I will be faithful to you." Or maybe it will have the same effect at the "will work for beer" sign, you never know.