A Loving Wife

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  1. sbinckes

    sbinckes Well-Known Member

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    A loving wife...

    Husband lies dying, his wife is by his bedside.
    He says in a weakened voice “There is something I must confess”.

    “Shhhh” said the wife, “ there is nothing to confess”.

    She holds his hand and caresses his head. “Everything is all right” she whispers.

    “NO!!” the husband replied “ I must die in peace.....I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friend's mum!”

    “I know,” she whispered, “That's why I poisoned you. Now close your eyes”....
     
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    topnative2 Well-Known Member

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