A family member sent this - gotta love the South

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by captnron, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. captnron

    captnron Guest

    Subject: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner ?





    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:



    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.



    You are carrying a Glock cal40, and you are an expert shot.

    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?



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    Democrat's Answer:



    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway; and what kind of message does this send to society, and to my children?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing!

    I need to debate this with some friends first and try to come to a consensus.





    ............................................................



    Republican's Answer:



    BANG!







    Southerner's Answer:



    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG! Click !



    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"



    Son: "Can I shoot the next one? "



    Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
     
  2. litlblusrn4bigred

    litlblusrn4bigred Well-Known Member

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    Re: A family member sent this - gotta love the Sou

    [smiley=1-lmao.gif] [smiley=1-lmao.gif] [smiley=1-lmao.gif] [smiley=1-lmao.gif]

    now that is funny stuff and so true. although shouldnt be southerner should be redneck!! or southern redneck..... [smiley=1-lmao.gif] [smiley=1-lmao.gif]
     

  3. captnron

    captnron Guest

    Re: A family member sent this - gotta love the Sou


    Now don't be make'n fun of my family. I'm a Republican. ;) Can't help what they became. ;D ;D ;D
     
  4. tojo

    tojo Well-Known Member

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    Funny...Can't believe I haven't heard that one before...

    So, have you heard that Hillary is ahead by an estimated 30 pts for the Dems and the gap between her and the Rep front runner (Mayor G) is widening. I fear a Clinton/Obama ticket may be unstoppable. [smiley=doh1.gif]

    Americans may be the best informed people about what has transpired over the past 24 hours, but we don't remember squat about the past 60 years.

    I'll get off the soap box before I really start... [smiley=soapbox.gif]

    Good joke!
     
  5. whitesnook

    whitesnook Guest

    Re: A family member sent this - gotta love the Sou

    [smiley=1-laugh.gif] [smiley=1-lmao.gif] [smiley=1-lmao.gif] [smiley=1-lmao.gif]

    That's very funny!!!!!! Democrats are bunch of A****** and STUPIDITY like BUSH!!! but In reality Bush is a redneck from Texas and he doesnt have a clue on what he is doing when 9/11 attacked and Iraq's war. BUSH made everything worst!!!! :mad:
     
  6. thresher

    thresher Well-Known Member

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    Re: A family member sent this - gotta love the Sou

    I laughed. A lot.
     
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