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  1. captnron

    captnron Guest

    If you were to choke a Smirf, what color would he turn?
     
  2. cal1320

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    If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
     

  3. Brett

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    If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

    What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

    Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
     
  4. Gramps

    Gramps Living &amp; Dying in 3/4 Time

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    Is that what they're calling it now days? ;D
     
  5. hoser3

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    Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the drive way? ::)
     
  6. out-cast

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    Why are the buttons on a drive thru ATM in braille?

    Why do rich folk have exhaust fans in their bathrooms if there crap don't stink?
     
  7. shallowminded

    shallowminded Well-Known Member

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    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  8. shallowminded

    shallowminded Well-Known Member

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    i think i went a tad bit overboard with the "haha's"
     
  9. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    No, you did ok.
    You even added a few hah ha's to break up the monotony.

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    113 of them... ;)
     
  10. B.Lee

    B.Lee Well-Known Member

    It's sad, but I jsut laughed harder at that then even that post reads.

    that was funny Bett ;D
     
  11. tojo

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    If you were travelling in a car at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights what would happen?
     
  12. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    In a '92 crown-victoria,
    your alternator would catch on fire!

                          :eek:

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Un-shore

    Un-shore Well-Known Member

    "113 of them... "

    He had to breathe sometime, but the pattern is to concise for me.
     
  14. costefishnt

    costefishnt Cost Efish'nt³

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    what happens when you deet your meat?
     
  15. iMacattack

    iMacattack busy, too busy

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    [smiley=badidea.gif]
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  16. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    How can you tell you've been married a long time?

    [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg[/media]
     
  17. HaMm3r

    HaMm3r Well-Known Member

    You'd still be dead. ;)
     
  18. captnron

    captnron Guest

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