20 reasons

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by boggob, Sep 9, 2008.

  1. boggob

    boggob Beer me.

    why fishing is better than sex:

    #20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

    #19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

    #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

    #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with
    you once in a while.

    #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

    #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,
    you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
    become famous.

    #14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
    with long ago.

    #13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

    #12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to
    feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

    #11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
    object if you Fish with someone else.

    #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish
    by yourself.

    #9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if
    they are really an undercover cop.

    #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood
    to buy Fishing stuff.

    #7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
    tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
    getting sued for harassment.

    #6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

    #5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
    subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    #4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest
    of your life.

    #3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
    interest in it.

    #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
    enjoy your favorite activity.

    #1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
    Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
  2. Brett

    Brett > PRO STAFF <

    Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women:

    Boats only need their fluids changed every year.

    Boats curves never sag.

    Boats last longer.

    Boats don't get pregnant.

    You can ride a Boat any time of the month.

    Boats don't have parents.

    Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.

    You can share your Boat with your friends.

    If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

    You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn.

    If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.

    Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden.

    When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.

    Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have.

    Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines.

    If your Boat is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

    You can have a beer while riding your Boat.

    You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.

    You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat.

    You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.

    If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.

    You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore.

    Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it.

    Boats always feel like going for a ride.

    Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater.

    Boats don't care if you are late.

    You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat.

    It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.

    If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

    You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well.

    (ain't google wonderful?) ;D